Well, Summer is on it’s way out here in Manchester. Rain is falling and the leaves are looking fat and heavy on the trees. Soon it will be time for log fires and stews and knitted jumpers. Dark nights and darker thoughts… What’s your favourite season?
We’ve looked at the dubiously sexist Mr Muscle before Now, reluctantly it must be said, we turn our attention to him once again. We don’t want to (we’d rather just talk about Zoflora all day) but the last review got 10,000 views and to be honest, we need the traffic. I know! 10,000. Mental, right? […]
We swelter in summer, sometimes in temperatures as high as twenty degrees. In tandem with the equatorial temperatures, we have scandinavian daylight settings. It’s rarely dark. When our kids were young, this would be a nightmare as they’d wake at 4am every day. Nowadays, it’s different. It’s joyous in particular waking up the elder. “Time […]
Great news. Bleach and Tonic has space for one more executive commission. If you live in the Manchester area and have a space you’d like cleaned, send us a dm on twitter @bleachandtonic.com
We fled the city, after storms drove us south: That sounds very exciting. Unfortunately, it’s not true. We’re away with work. As Bleach and Tonic by necessity operates under conditions of maximum secrecy, We can’t say where we are exactly, but here is a clue: (It’s Shrewsbury). ‘Shreewsbury’ we say. Others say ‘Shrowsbury’, though. Is […]
Manchester basks tropical in the heat. Tarmac melt and terraced houses sweat, red faced. All is good. But is it, really? No. Hence this #hatelist. You know what is ruining this perfect moment? Moaners. Whingers. Victims. People complaining. People, basically. People who complain about the heat should be burnt to death. We get what, 10 […]