We recently parted company with our cleaner. It’s a long story and we don’t really want to go into it, in case she is one of the tens of thousands (!) of readers of this blog. Suffice to say, we were taunted by trepidation of making the call. Timid, we talked with Mrs Gin […]
Can anyone top this?
Lately, having given up drink, drugs, ambition, gambling, good coffee, hope and any kind of happiness, we have been drinking a lot of herbal tea. To be honest, we hate most of it. Green tea tastes like piss, we imagine. Lemon tea is citric piss and peppermint tea makes us constantly piss.
Quick question: Linguette. Any ideas? No, us neither. When we saw this little beauty on our Friday night trip to the cleaning aisle (aka ‘date night’), we were intrigued.
We would love to lie to you. We would love to say Mrs Gin has sensationally banned Dettol from the house, and that’s why. We would to say Zoflora blocking us (again) on Twitter was the reason, or that we’ve fallen out of love with them since we worked out they voted brexit