Friday Night. We know. ‘Haven’t you got anything better to do?’ Mrs Gin. Its so much easier than writing. Just sit there blabbering away for 10 minutes.
Episode 1 of our fantastic Podcast is here!!! Sadly no Ms Tonic as of yet, maybe in episode 2
Bastard Hoover. Bastard, bastard Hoover. Fuck them. Fuck ’em. Dyson should roll into their HQ in armoured cars and flatten it. Raze everything in a 20 mile radius to the ground and sow salt into the soil. All memory of them should be expunged from the history books. Hoovers should be hung from every lamppost […]
Slow, slow, fast. Life is slow. Life is fast. And time is revealed to be a lie. Phyisics says it is a steady, linear progression. But it’s not. It’s not at all. Inside each moment is another moment, a drop within a drop. Time refracts randomoly through them. ‘Dying is like climbing a hill’ said […]
Troubling times in Bleach And Tonic’s world. Last week, we went to a wedding, where we met Dr Harpic. We also met him. We must tell you more about him at a later date. The fat sun sat smug in the sky. And we watched him. (It is getting rather tiresome italicising all these ‘him‘s, […]
Bleach and Tonic is delighted to announce a new member of our team. Please welcome..Dr Harpic. Dr Harpic, our West Country correspondent, will be dispensing dirty jokes, tips, medical advice and dirty jokes. She joins the team of Mr Bleach; dogsbody, Ms Tonic; Creative Director and England’s best cleaner, and Mrs Gin, whose attempts to […]