Shake ‘n’ Vac.  A classic after all?

Fish ‘n’ chips Chas ‘n’ Dave  Shake ‘n’ Vac It seems if you want to be a great British institution, you need to abbreviate the ‘and’ to the much jauntier ”n”.  Bleach And Tonic.  Bleach ‘n’ Tonic, then?    Hmm.  Food for thought. Hmm indeed. Hang on a minute though.  Let’s take a look at […]

Our washing machine history is a metaphor for the postwar socio-economic history of Britain. If that title does not intrigue you, then go fuck yourself, basically.

Bastard Hoover. Bastard, bastard Hoover.  Fuck them. Fuck ’em.  Dyson should roll into their HQ in armoured cars and flatten it.  Raze everything in a 20 mile radius to the ground and sow salt into the soil.  All memory of them should be expunged from the history books.  Hoovers should be hung from every lamppost […]