Episode 1 of our fantastic Podcast is here!!! Sadly no Ms Tonic as of yet, maybe in episode 2
Troubling times in Bleach And Tonic’s world. Last week, we went to a wedding, where we met Dr Harpic. We also met him. We must tell you more about him at a later date. The fat sun sat smug in the sky. And we watched him. (It is getting rather tiresome italicising all these ‘him‘s, […]
Bleach and Tonic is delighted to announce a new member of our team. Please welcome..Dr Harpic. Dr Harpic, our West Country correspondent, will be dispensing dirty jokes, tips, medical advice and dirty jokes. She joins the team of Mr Bleach; dogsbody, Ms Tonic; Creative Director and England’s best cleaner, and Mrs Gin, whose attempts to […]
We love art house films Off the top of our head, our top 3 would be 1) Before Sunset 2) La Double Vie De Veronique 3) Knight of Cups 4) The Secret in their Eyes (although the woman in that looks uncannily like the woman out of Lewis / Alan Partridge for our liking.) However, […]
New LINEN FRESH review coming SOON (ish*) soonish according to Bleach and Tonic timescales
We recently parted company with our cleaner. It’s a long story and we don’t really want to go into it, in case she is one of the tens of thousands (!) of readers of this blog. Suffice to say, we were taunted by trepidation of making the call. Timid, we talked with Mrs Gin […]
Can anyone top this?
Lately, having given up drink, drugs, ambition, gambling, good coffee, hope and any kind of happiness, we have been drinking a lot of herbal tea. To be honest, we hate most of it. Green tea tastes like piss, we imagine. Lemon tea is citric piss and peppermint tea makes us constantly piss.
We would love to lie to you. We would love to say Mrs Gin has sensationally banned Dettol from the house, and that’s why. We would to say Zoflora blocking us (again) on Twitter was the reason, or that we’ve fallen out of love with them since we worked out they voted brexit