Coda: Pink Water

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Well, I couldn’t resist. Late last night, after tossing and turning restlessly when I was supposed to be asleep, I sighed and got out of bed. I couldn’t not pop a Bloo Flowers Pink water capsule in the downstairs cistern

I popped it in and went to bed and in the morning was awoken by screaming from the toilet

“Fuck” she screamed. Apologies for the bad language, but we are where we are at this point

Mrs Gin thought she was bleeding out. Joyously, I lept out of bed but then I paused.

‘Pink Water’ I thought sluggishly

It really is pink, that’s for sure. Ominously pink. Practially joke pink.

Lasts for 8 weeks, or so it claims. We shall see.

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