Shake N Vac Lemon: Perfecto Mix

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I felt like Indiana Jones finding this as I wandered simultaneously drunken and hungover through the corner shop, grabbing booze and Zoflora willy nilly when I literally stumbled into this treasure.

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Treasure. Priceless treasure in a £1.19 plastic tube. Why don’t Glade have a massive advertising campaign when they launch a new flavour? Apple do, and loads of people hate iPhones. Everyone loves Shake ‘n’ Vac. Especially everyone loves Shake ‘n’ Vac Lemon

Lemon.
The most heavenly of scents.

Lemon.
The sunshine yellow wax floating in a G and T

Lemon.

Lemon Trees outside Naples as I hitchiked through a hot, late 90s, easy European summer. I remember the solitude.

Lemon.
Glade Shake ‘n’ Vac Lemon

This stuff is wonderful. A combination of lemon zest and industrial chemistry sprinkled like agent orange on my carpet. I didn’t even hoover it up, I just left it in the pile, to ferment.

My wife came home and angrily said ‘oh what have you bought now? What’s that appalling stench?’

Lemon.

Lemon Trees outside Naples as I hitchiked through a hot, late 90s, easy European summer. I remember the solitude.

The beautiful, beautiful solitude

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