Apologies for the horrific blurriness but when we saw this we fainted. Look at this. Just look at this. There’s so much more shelf space dedicated to the dubious Astonish brand than there is Zoflora. Pissy herbal tea The Zoflora is cornered into the edge of the shelf, bottom row. Let’s be honest; that is […]
Tag: zoflora
Another world exclusive. This will blow your fucking socks off
This time our source of our ZOFLORA WORLD EXCLUSIVE is not our mole from one of Zoflora’s admin departments, and seriously Clare we are so upset about revealing your name on Twitter. Do get back to us and reassure us all is OK. No, this second ZOFLORA WORLD EXCLUSIVE comes from our very own Ms […]
We Love Zoflora
We love Zoflora. We love every single thing about it, and we love it more than almost every non animate thing. And (and look away now Mrs Gin) even, perhaps, more than some animate things. Very bloody animated things. Perhaps. I love it from the moment I see the aisle in Sainsburys. (Damn you Aldi, […]