Worrying times: Is Zoflora RIP?

Apologies for the horrific blurriness but when we saw this we fainted. Look at this. Just look at this. There’s so much more shelf space dedicated to the dubious Astonish brand than there is Zoflora. Pissy herbal tea The Zoflora is cornered into the edge of the shelf, bottom row. Let’s be honest; that is […]

We Love Zoflora

We love Zoflora. We love every single thing about it, and we love it more than almost every non animate thing. And (and look away now Mrs Gin) even, perhaps, more than some animate things. Very bloody animated things. Perhaps. I love it from the moment I see the aisle in Sainsburys. (Damn you Aldi, […]