#Top14 Zofloras: 10

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This one is one we use the most. In the same way that we never read ‘the last battle’ as a youth, because it would mean we have read them all, we use #top14 number ten: Springtime all the time because we don’t really like it. The joy of using it is that we get tired of it, not the ones we really love which we keep for best.

In the manner I disovered a few days ago to usefully pad out these posts, let me head on over to zoflora.com and see what the good people there have to say about Springtime whilst you wait here.

Spring is here! The days are getting longer, the nights are getting lighter, the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming and the house needs cleaning! There’s something about spring that gives us all a little more energy and that extra motivation to give the house a good spring clean.

Hmm, a bit misjudged. I just walked through sleet in the dark to pick my child up from school where the cold seeped through my warm coat into my chilled bones sly like the rememberance of a broken promise. This is what it looks like from here:

Still, bit of ‘Springtime’ in the mop bucket and this is what you’ll be imagining:

Interestingly, this is the most insecure of all the Zoflora Scents.

You want to know how I know?

This is the only one where they bang on about other perfumes. Look at any other ‘information on this fragrance’ page on their site- and believe me I have, a lot- and you’ll see no reference to other smells. It’s as if theirs is a self contained bubble in a self contained universe. Well, Springtime is the exception:

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Fuck Hugo Boss, Zofolora. You’re Zoflora. They should have ‘used in Zoflora’s ‘Springtime’ on their about page, not the other way round.

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