Remember the murder of Jo Yeates. Awful, awful stuff yes. Not to be crass, though, but it was just one of a number of cases that we solved. Another example was the Washington Sniper. Me and Ms Tonic were a formidable team. Us doing the intellectual leaps of reason you have to undertake to solve […]
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Astonish Linen Fresh. Would you break your heart to mend someone else’s ?
So, sorry Zoflora. So sorry Zoflora. It’s over and it’s not me it’s you.We found someone else and we love her. Brutal. Our all time number 1, Zoflora Linen Fresh is not our number 1 any more.In fact, we can barely remember her name. Oh her, yes, we used to know her a little bit. […]
Staying sane in a mad, mad world
How?
Worrying times: Is Zoflora RIP?
Apologies for the horrific blurriness but when we saw this we fainted. Look at this. Just look at this. There’s so much more shelf space dedicated to the dubious Astonish brand than there is Zoflora. Pissy herbal tea The Zoflora is cornered into the edge of the shelf, bottom row. Let’s be honest; that is […]
Our fickle friends are leaving: on time
Our last post was not very good, but we published it because we want to get back into the habit of regular posting again. Why? Yeah, fuck knows. Anyway, in it we opened an old Mac cube computer and were stunned to see things were exactly as we had left them. Our folder \Desktop\Current had […]
On love for old computers
Nostalgia is just stunted ambition. Nevertheless, of late, with the world ending, we have been getting very nostalgic about our past. But, for people of our age, cough, 40s cough, what a dull past it has been. Our parents would have got nostalgic about big things. About moon landings, rock and roll. Us? We have […]
Plague Journal 6: “In these difficult times” – a photo gallery
We want to document the collapse of the world we knew. Aside from queues outside of Tescos, there really is not a lot to take photos of though – everyone is stuck at home. Children’s chalk marks on deserted roads perhaps? Good idea. There’s a theme to pep up our aimless meandering aka state mandated […]
If these videos featuring people playing music accompanied by their washing machine don’t warm you from the bottom of your once broken heart, then there is no joy left in your life, at all.
Well, what a reaction to our last post. 20 (twenty) whole views and one spam comment about powdered Viaggra (sic). We bought a kilo anyway, just on the off chance. We were a bit dubious about entering our credit card details but we have to believe the world is a good place. We just have […]
Learning to love again.
It took a long time but our heart started beating. Yoga and hangovers teach us to look forward and not back, so let’s not dwell on why it stopped, nor on how it restarted, after so long being dusty and silent and still. Unloved and unused, like an unwanted gift hidden in the garage under […]
Where now?
So. What do we do now that this thing is back from the dead? For maybe the fouth time?* The very fact we have given up so often gives you a clue of the likely ending this time. We will get either bored or suicidally depressed again. Either way it ends with us staring off […]