A new series where we ask people; if you were marooned on a desert island, what one disinfectant would you take?
This week our contributor is a F. West. (No relation, he assures us)
If I were marooned on a desert island, I’d take…Domestos Original. I know it’s not flowery or fancy but at the end of the day there’s a lot of cleaning to be done on that island and I want something which is up for the job. End of the day, with your back against the wall, could you trust Zoflora or is it too ‘Suburban’? No, no messing about I’d be straight in with the Domestos. I’d roll up me sleeves and I’d clean me of those germs. Some people say that the smell of Domestos is too clinical, too hospitally but that’s exactly why I’d like it. All those sea breezes and coconuts would start to get on me wick after a while and I’d want a big dose of good old fashioned British Cleaning. I’d cope fine with my Domestos, I’m sure.
Mr West finishes with a quip:
The upside of being cast adrift is that once it had got tidy it would bloody well stay tidy.
OK Mr West, thanks.